Fun Lobby

  These are the quotes Bart writes on the chalk board in the opening of simpsons.

1. I will not defame New Orleans
2. I will not waste chalk
3. I will not skateboard in the halls
4. I will not burp in class
5. I will not instigate a revolution
6. I will not draw naked ladies in class
7. I did not see Elvis
8. I will not call my teacher 'Hot Cakes'
9. Garlic gum is not funny
10. They are laughing at me, not with me
11. I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom
12. I will not encourage others to fly
13. I will not fake my way through life
14. Tar is not a plaything
15. I will not Xerox my butt
16. I will not trade my pants with others
17. I will not do that thing with my tongue
18. I will not drive the principal's car
19. I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
20. I will not sell school property
21. I will not cut corners
22. I will not get very far with this attitude
23. I will not make flatulent noises in class
24. I will not belch the National Anthem
25. I will not sell land in Florida
26. I will not grease the monkey bars
27. I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
28. I will not do anything bad ever again
29. I will not show off {Written in an Old English font}
30. I will not sleep through my education
31. I am not a dentist
32. Spitwads are not free speech
33. Nobody likes sunburn slappers
34. High explosives and school don't mix
35. I will not bribe Principal Skinner
36. I will finish what I sta
37. Hamsters cannot fly
38. Underwear should be worn on the inside
39. The Christmas pageant does not stink
40. I will not torment the emotionally frail
41. I will not carve gods
42. I will not spank others
43. I will not aim for the head
44. I will not barf unless I am sick
45. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
46. I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's [sic] lounge
47. I will not conduct my own fire drills
48. Funny noises are not funny
49. I will not snap bras
50. I will not fake seizures
51. This punishment is not boring and meaningless
52. My name is not Dr. Death
53. I will not prescribe medication
54. I will not bury the new kid
55. I will not bring sheep to class
56. A burp is not an answer
57. Teacher is not a leper
58. I will not eat things for money
59. I will not yell "She's dead!" during roll call
60. The principal's toupee is not a frisbee
61. I will not squeak chalk
62. Goldfish do not bounce
63. Mud is not one of the 4 food groups